Monday, September 9, 2013

 Brain Analysis

Man vs. Woman

                        
1. MULTI-TASKING

    
Women’s brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch
 a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Mens brains designed to concentrate only one 
work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they 
stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
     

     Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems.
 Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in
 average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
 

       Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can 
analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily.
 But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can
 not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a 
paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
 

       While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive 
a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the
 object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly.
 Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single
 process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
 

       When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super
 natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words 
coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men
 face to face. So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING



       If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts
 them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can
 see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems,
 her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling
 everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the 
problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT

     
 Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want 
relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
 

       If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work.
 If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
 

      Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.

10. HANDLING EMOTION
 

       Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking

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